There's Something About Mary

"There's something about Ted Stroehmann that reeks -- LOSER! Ted is the type of guy whose angst drives his psychiatrist out of the room... the type of guy whose family jewels get caught in his zipper the night of his senior prom. This unfortunate everyman may not be lucky in life, but he was once lucky in love. At seventeen, he met the girl of every man's dreams, Mary Jensen, who asked him to their senior prom in Rhode Island. He drives down to Miami from his home in Rhode Island to hopefully rekindle a romance that held promise many years before. But, as many complications arise, it's clear there's something about Mary all right. Something that brings out the stalker in every guy she meets! "